Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Steven Fletcher wants to leave

Wolves striker Steven Fletcher has handed in a transfer request because he hates wolves.  Or Wolves. It is my understanding that he wants to move to Sunderland, or join Liam Neeson in the mountains

Yes it turns out that Martin O'Neill wants to add some more FIYA POWA to his Sunderland line up and now that Nick Bendtner has gone back to Arsenal or to his own personal shrine to himself, which as far as I'm aware is everywhere, he thinks Mr Fletcher might be his man.  Also that guy Gyan fucked off to Liberia or somewhere like that too, so they don't have him either.  £12million is the figure being quoted and I've got to be honest with you here, I've been watching 30 Rock for the last 10 minutes so I have absolutely no idea what I've written here