Monday, 27 August 2012

Steven Fletcher signed for Sunderland

I totally missed this one.  Steven Fletcher signed for Sunderland the other day.  For £14million

Martin O'Neill signed the 25 year old on a four year contract in the hope that he can score the goals that drive the North East club up the table, and I hope that he maybe scores a few goals because he's Scottish, and we have to stick together.  Also I just realised he's a year younger than me and that is just so retarded that it makes me want to die.

I got ID'd for buying air freshener once, whilst carrying the keys for the pub I was in charge of that night.  This guy looks like he had a paper round since he was 4 years old.  In Iraq.  Or just Scotland I guess.  He looks older than he is, is what I'm trying to say.