Martin O'Neill signed the 25 year old on a four year contract in the hope that he can score the goals that drive the North East club up the table, and I hope that he maybe scores a few goals because he's Scottish, and we have to stick together. Also I just realised he's a year younger than me and that is just so retarded that it makes me want to die.
I got ID'd for buying air freshener once, whilst carrying the keys for the pub I was in charge of that night. This guy looks like he had a paper round since he was 4 years old. In Iraq. Or just Scotland I guess. He looks older than he is, is what I'm trying to say.
