Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Someone threw a banana at Gael Clichy

RACISM WARS!  During Man City's 4-0 victory over some backwards Irish town called Limerick, someone in the crowd threw a banana at Gael Clichy.  He's black!  OMFG NOT THIS AGAIN

It has not been ascertained as to whether the Irishman was simply trying to provide some much needed potassium for the players or whether he was an evil racist, but either way the incident is now being probed by the police.  There are so many things wrong with this story.  First of all, why is anyone throwing stuff at players at a football game?  Why are you doing that?!  Fucking behave you cunts.  Secondly, why are you bringing a banana to a football game?  Seriously?  Hide some old school Sailor Jerry in a hip flask or something, but don't smuggle a racist fruit into the stadium.  And if you are going to do both these things, don't combine them with your target being someone of African descent.

In fact, finally, just stop being racist everyone.  Please.  I'm so so so so so so bored of people being cunts to everyone.  Let's just forget this whole thing and move on, by enjoying my favourite, most iconic moment of the Olympics 2012 so far.

No matter how old I get, stapling the word 'gay' on someone will never not be funny.