Sunday, 12 August 2012

Ronaldo is sexy/on a golf buggy

Cristiano Ronaldo plays for Real Madrid, and Real Madrid beat Celtic 2-0 tonight in a game experts are calling 'THE MOST POINTLESS GAME OF ALL TIME'.  Ronaldo went around on a golf buggy making other men feel inferior


That's what a man should like.  The Celtic game was absolutely terrible and the most interesting part was when I switched the game on and couldn't tell which team was which because they were both wearing the home strips - that's WHITE VS WHITE with occasional green - and then one of the Celtic guys got knocked on unconscious.  I haven't even bothered finding out who it was or whether he's dead yet, but I really hope he isn't because if he is, I'm going to look like a real dick.