Monday, 20 August 2012

Robert Huth also had meningitis

Robert Huth was so jealous of Daniel Sturridge having meningitis that he went to a strip club to make sure he got it too.  It's like pokemon cards or laser pens now, apparently.

Actually he contracted it and was in hospital, but since he's built from left over parts from the evil robot factory, managed to recover in time to play in Stoke's 1-1 draw with Reading that literally no-one cared about.  I can't think of anything I'd rather watch less than a Stoke vs Reading match.
"I've only trained twice since I came out of hospital, so I am pleased to get through the whole match," he said.
"I don't know much about it, but I know it can kill you in the worst cases."
So there you go.  If Robert Huth was a good looking young guy this story would have been important but since he's kinda ugly, he doesn't get any front page news.  If a child gets kidnapped and it's a cute little white girl everyone's like 'oh no that's awful' but if it's some fat german kid from down the road, you can't even get them to pay the ransom.  I just wanted an xbox!