Rangers drew 1-1 with Berwick Rangers today. There is nothing I don't find utterly hilarious about that. Ally McCoist liked it too! Oh wait, he hated it.
Sevco United, as they are now known, made the journey to wherever Berwick is assuming they would win, because that's what Rangers do. They've even got a star by their badge pre-empting a future trophy win, if you needed any more proof that they are ambitious. I don't need that proof, because Ally McCoist has said that he intends to sign a load of players who are good enough to get them out of the Scottish Third Division. Otherwise it's just such a difficult thing to do!
It's a lot like giving Albert Einstein a standard grade maths paper, but with a calculator and the internet, and an entire year to do it, only that Albert Einstein wasn't a horrible mink and is dead. Despite that he'd still get Rangers out of that league, using magic, or as you annoying Christians call it, 'medicine'.
I might mean science.