Wednesday, 22 August 2012

QPR sign some people almost. Both famous

QPR are about to sign Ricardo Carvalho from Real Madrid and Michael Dawson from Spurs.  Let's have a look at the 'how much I care about this' chart:

And that's honestly about all I have to say about this.  QPR are getting rid of a couple of guys I've never really heard of to make room for the two defenders, and they'll still finish about 16th because they aren't very good, and I don't reckon Mark Hughes is particularly amazing either.

And that is my stunning evaluation of Queens Park Rangers.  Imagine the Queen did have park rangers, who were like power rangers and she sent them to try and rule the world.  But she's the Queen so she already owns England.  She should be happy with that!  I don't even own one country, let alone a kingdom.  Unless you mean the animal kingdom.

I also don't own that :-(