Thursday, 30 August 2012

QPR sign Julio Cesar

QPR have signed someone actually good, in the form and shape of now ex-Inter Milan goalkeeper, Julio Cesar.

The Brazilian SHOT STOPPER has signed for Mark Hughes' side on a four year deal, meaning he will be there until he is 36 because he is 32.  According to the new rules of football, 36 is basically that year where a goalkeeper starts being properly ace so this will benefit everyone when he abandons the sunken ship that Mark Hughes has left behind, riding off in to the distance watching his now ageing boss slam the ground in frustration, cursing the giant stone head of Shaun Wright-Philips.