Newcastle United have signed some dude called Vurnon Anita who is probably pretty good. He's Dutch and they're normally alright.
Anita is 23 years old and plays for Ajax until..... now. He's signed for a rumoured £6.7million and probably means that the Toon Army won't be getting Debuchy anymore because this guy can play at right back, left back and in midfield and I don't think Debuchy can do all of those things. Did I mention that I barely know anything about football? Because it's becoming a problem.