Sunday, 5 August 2012

Newcastle endure racisms

Newcastle play in black and white, have lots of black and white players, their theme tune is Michael Jackson's Black or White and the towns people ride around on Zebras. This is why they are especially pissed off with Den Haag racially abusing their players.

Newcastle played Den Haag in the Netherlands as part of their pre-season with Shola Ameobi having a perfectly good goal disallowed for offside and as a result the game ending 0-0. Ameobi was probably more annoyed at the racist chanting that could be heard from the Den Haag fans and so Newcastle have confirmed they will be officially investigating this, although the matter will be dealt with "privately".

I'd like to think it was Stan Collymore who was going undercover to investigate although I'm not sure how he plans to go undercover in a country where people are predominately blonde giants.  At least he has experience of hitting blonde girls in the face, so that shouldn't be a problem.  If anyone can pull this off, it's our man, Stan. Just don't give him a drink or he'll batter your girlfriend.