Friday, 24 August 2012

Michael Owen might go to Everton

Michael Owen hasn't been signed by anyone yet because he's shit.  That won't stop Everton though, and certainly not if you listen to Michael Owen's agent!


That video is vaguely about Owen so I guess it counts.  The former Liverpool, Newcastle, Real Madrid and Man United striker is apparently already in talks with the Goodison club, this despite the fact that they hate spending money and that Owen absolutely loves getting it.


I didn't make that one btw, it's just on YouTube.  Owen apparently supported Everton as a boy, which doesn't surprise me in the slightest when you consider he played for Liverpool for however many years.  You normally put dogs in a movie to suggest 'companionship' or 'loyalty', except in the movies Michael Owen appears in, he sells the dog.  And gets the person who bought it to pay him rent for looking after it when they live abroad.

Or something.  WAT