Saturday, 11 August 2012

Mexico win the gold

The Olympics is nearly over and I feel bad for having a go at it earlier, because it's actually been ace.  Today Mexico won gold medals for football!


Those loveable scamps from the Americas beat Brazil 1-0 to secure their place in Olympic history and make Rafael look like an absolute chump.  He really does seem like a guy playing football on a level way above his station, as he helped prove by passing the ball to the Mexicans to assist them in scoring.  Then he ran about like a bellend for the rest of his game, doing nothing other than look like he was trying hard.  He's like a dog that chases a tennis ball around the garden until he eventually manages to catch it and then doesn't know what to do, except the dog still gets to live in the house afterwards and Rafael has to live outside.  In the rain.  Take that you Mexican!

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