FIFA 13 is almost out and I suppose that means I'm going to spend another £40 on it, play online until I get so annoyed by some 12 year old jerk beating me in the last minute that I literally bite my controller so hard that it cracks, and then I bang it off the desk as hard as I can, stopping when I realise that the whole thing has come apart and the left analogue stick is stuck, so I have to get a screwdriver, unscrew all of the screws and try and make it sit back in its little hole again, then the game doesn't connect to an opponent the next time so I shout 'FUUUUCK' and throw the thing across the room then go downstairs and get a can of coke. Not that that has ever happened to me.
