Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Mario Balotelli's flex celebration is in FIFA 13

I'm not really sure if this counts as news..... but people do love typing FIFA into google..... let's just go with it.

FIFA 13 is almost out and I suppose that means I'm going to spend another £40 on it, play online until I get so annoyed by some 12 year old jerk beating me in the last minute that I literally bite my controller so hard that it cracks, and then I bang it off the desk as hard as I can, stopping when I realise that the whole thing has come apart and the left analogue stick is stuck, so I have to get a screwdriver, unscrew all of the screws and try and make it sit back in its little hole again, then the game doesn't connect to an opponent the next time so I shout 'FUUUUCK' and throw the thing across the room then go downstairs and get a can of coke.  Not that that has ever happened to me.