Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Mancini won't sign RVP

Man City still haven't signed any players this summer even though they probably should, SINCE THAT IS THE ENTIRE POINT OF FOOTBALL NEWS IN THE SUMMER


Mancini has either given up on RVP or doesn't want him any more because he has told reporters that he won't be signing the Arsenal striker.  Juventus are also said to be thinking twice about making a move because firstly Wenger wants about £20million for him, and RVP himself wants about £1billion a week and that just doesn't make an awful lot of business sense really.  Especially because he's currently overdue to get injured for ages.  Like one of those super volcanos that will kill us all any day now.

Hooray!