Monday, 20 August 2012

Man United might sign Kaka

Real Madrid have offered Manchester United Kaka, because they're going to sign Luka Modric and also because he's not that good anymore.

Validation: APPROVED

The Brazil midfielder hasn't really featured too much for Jose Mourinho's side and now that Modric will join Ozil and a bunch of other players I can't remember right now, there's no room for him at the inn.  Which is ironic because he loves Jesus and he too was born in a barn, only 2012 years ago, ever so shortly before god hid dinosaur bones in the earth, built the earth and banned gay people from having basic human rights.