Following on from the RVP saga, which was never really a saga because no-one actually thought he would leave, Luka Modric's adventures are close to a conclusion, with Jose Mourinho offering a "package" worth £35million.
I guess for Modric waiting is THE HARDEST PART, but he'll be LEARNING TO FLY now he's almost got his dream move to Real Madrid sorted. The Spanish club have been chasing him all summer, saying "I WON'T BACK DOWN" so now he won't feel like a REFUGEE at Spurs, where he is still being forced to train all alone. Spurs will try to stop themselves from FREE FALLIN down the league table in the Croatian's absence, and really they just had to LISTEN TO HER HEART all along to know he was never settled.
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