Louis Saha has signed for Sunderland on a free transfer, meaning that Martin O'Neill doesn't have to break the universe by spending £12million on Steven Fletcher.
Saha is now 34 year old which makes me feel like I'm fucking old now and I'm not, I'm only 26. You selfish dick, Saha. I always said that once Michael Owen retires I will officially be old, but now that I'm legitimately old enough to be a manager in Football Manager I think I need to reassess whether I should really be spending my spare time playing video games. I guess it's more fun that paying child support, which is no fun. Furthermore I'm not sure that's really my child. I can't even be arsed to begin trying to turn that into a joke which makes sense. Just pretend that somewhere in the setup I have an illegitimate child that I avoid paying money for. That's the joke I was going to make.
So yeh Louis Saha signed for Sunderland.