According to newspapers or Twitter (I think they may already have merged) Joey wants to move to Marseille. I can't tell if this is because they've made an interest in the midfielder clear, or he just thinks France will be cooler to fight people in. "What's that Frenchy? YOU WANT A SALMON SLAP ROUND THE FACE?"
"Non! Non miseour! S'il vous plait Joey"
HA HAH AH
SALMON SLAP X 2
And Marseille might sign him because QPR hate him. They hate him so much that they took his number away, sent him on loan to some shitty Division Two team, and won't even answer his phone calls. It's like when you're so scared of your girlfriend you decide that hiding in the house and pretending you aren't there while she batters on the door is the best answer.
And you wait and wait, but you realise that she can see the light is on so she knows, so you answer the door. And you know what happens then?