I don't think Steve Bruce actually gave birth to him, because generally it is the female of the species that performs that task but I wouldn't put that theory away completely. Steve Bruce does look a bit like he's had a sex change and also Hull is about the most unglamorous place in the entire world so it needs some interesting features to brighten it up. Seriously, the inside of a homeless person's cardboard box is nicer than the entire of Hull and probably safer too. Even listen to the name of the place - 'Hull'. Urgh. A hull is what ships have or what bad TV repairmen are called, it is not a cool place to live. Like 'Disney Land'. They should have called it that
