Thursday, 9 August 2012

Harry Redknapp can type WTF LIES

Harry Redknapp recently avoided being put in jail for tax evasion because he could barely read or write and had all of his servants do that for him.  Well it looks like he learned how to do it pretty fucking quickly now doesn't it?!

So we're supposed to believe that when his dog is filing his taxes for him he's trying desperately to understand the plot line to Toy Story, yet when someone offers him a bunch of cash to play Fantasy Football suddenly he can type faster than I can?  And don't play the 'it's TV, they can just get someone else to type it and then cut back to him' trick, because I once worked on a BBC shoot, so therefore know everything about filming.  My favourite bit of the video is this:

Hahaha look at his silly face.  He looks like someone put skin on a build-a-bear or like when Darth Vader takes off his helmet.  That's mean actually, I don't know why I did that.  I'm so disappointed in myself.  I'd rather he was caught by police and then consumed an entire bag of cocaine before his photo shoot, like this guy:

This is probably one of my favourite photos on the internet.

Oh and here's a video about Harry Redknapp: