Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Fabrice Muamba is retired

Fabrice Muamba has decided to retire today, meaning that hopefully we won't ever have to almost watch him die on a football pitch again.

The Bolton midfielder has called an end to his playing career and paid tribute to not only the various medical staff, but also the Christian God, who according to Muamba's beliefs was the one who gave him the heart attack in the first place.  That's like thanking your Uncle for molesting you because it inspired you to leave university and work in a shop instead.  I mean, not that I have any idea what that's like.