Doncaster Rovers player Kyle Bennett says he has been promised a Bentley if he scores over 20 goals this year. Which is nice.
The chairman of Doncaster told the midfielder about the special offer after his team's 3-0 victory against someone else but he says it's not going to get 'carried away with the offer'. The Bentley in question is worth £50,000 so that must mean they don't earn very much playing for Doncaster. This reminds me of my old job when I worked in an ice cream shop when the boss told me that she'd give me a handjob if I sold loads of ice-cream that day. Thinking about it now, she might have said she'd give me 'a hand with a job', because there were deliveries and stuff there. Still, at least she got to see my penis, and that is the greatest gift of all.