Barcelona absolutely bested Real Sociedad last night with Lionel Messi starting his bid to be the first man to ever score 4billion goals in one season. Also David Villa was there
After scoring the fifth goal in the 5-1 victory, Villa took off his Barca top and revealed a t-shirt paying tribute to his wife and two daughters which is just lovely. But how come it's totally fine for him to run around with a picture of his kids on his shirt, but when I do it in the office with a bikini picture of my boss's wife on my shirt it's a "disciplinary matter". "It's not my fault she has awesome tits. You should be sharing those with the world, my friend", is probably not what I should have used as my opening line in the tribunal.