Friday, 24 August 2012

Chelsea sign Moses

Chelsea have signed, or about to sign Victor Moses from Wigan for £9million.  How exciting.

The former English but now Nigerian forward will move to London to join up with his team mates once he agrees terms and passes a medical but seeing as it's Chelsea he's escaping to, I'm not sure anything more than about £400 a week will be required to persuade him to move.  Maybe some biscuits as well.  I'm trying to make a joke about Nigerians requiring age tests but I can't do anything without sounding racist.  I'll come back to you with that one