According to a rumour I read by a stranger on the internet, Dimitar Berbatov had a medical at Fulham on Wednesday evening and is going to sign for £5million.
The sexy Bulgarian is apparently about to sign a contract with the London club for a bargain price, if this guy on the internet is telling the truth. Apparently he knows some coaching staff that have all but confirmed it, and also I've just seen some other football websites report it so I guess it must be true. Perhaps this is how all transfers come about - one random site suggests an interesting rumour, the media gets hold of it, and eventually both parties give in and just go with it. And on that note, tonight I had sex with Kelly Brook, or maybe tomorrow.