Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Benzema and Ribery have a sexy date.... in court

Karim Benzema and Frank Ribery might be international footballers but that doesn't stop them from having a heart.  A heart full of love for underage prostitutes maybe.


The two France players are to be called before a judge to answer questions like 'why did you solicit an underage prostitute' and more importantly to address the fact that neither of them claim to know she was 16 when they both banged her.  I don't think it was at the same time, and I have no idea what positions and stuff they used - that's for the jury to decide!  Wait, that doesn't sound right.


Zahia Dehar is the girl in question and she might just prove to be the most expensive prostitute that the pair ever hire.  Except for yo momma!  haha I'm funny.  The BBC says:
Under French law, paid sex with someone under the age of 18 can prompt a punishment of three years in jail and a fine of 45,000 euros (£35,000; $55,000). However, the accused has to be aware of the minor's age.
The important bit is where they didn't know her age, and tbf it might ruin the moment somewhat if you are getting heavy handed with a girl and then to have ask her for ID before you stick it in, so you can kind of understand.  My rule generally is if you think you need to ask them for ID, they're probably too young.  Except for yo momma, who is so old that I immediately regretted having sex with her.