Monday, 13 August 2012

Barcelona agree terms with Alex Song

When Barcelona aren't busy stealing Arsenal's players they're usually winning trophies or being cool, which is why Alex Song wants to go there.

According to someone on Twitter I think (it was an actual journalist so it's OK) Barca have agreed conditional terms with the midfielder and now just have to organise a fee with Wenger for his transfer.  Arsene, who at this point definitely cannot be arsed going through a whole annoying Monty Python haggling scene has said that Song doesn't get to go unless Cristian Tello moves the other way.  And by that I mean he moves to Arsenal, not that he moves to the dark side or turns gay.  Or if he's gay that he turns straight.  I think Wenger's fine with Tello just the way he is.