Arsene Wenger sold Alex Song to Barcelona yesterday and you know that because we told you. What you didn't know is that he actually hates him, and that's why.
Now, I'm paraphrasing this, but Wenger apparently grew so frustrated with Song acting like a tit in preseason training that he's basically just told him to fuck off. According to 'sources' at the club, quoted in the Daily Mail, Song's professionalism had 'really dropped' in recent times as he stopped turning up to training on time and didn't follow instructions from the training staff. But when you look cool does it really matter how hard you try? I haven't done any real work in like three years yet bitches still love my style. Why only yesterday there were like 6 of them trying to horny chat with me on facebook, even though I wasn't on Facebook. I was on porn. Explain that!