Holy mother of balls! Arsene Wenger has bought someone and they are really good.
Arsenal have confirmed the signing of Santi Cazorla after he passed a medical at their training camp in Germany. Cazorla is absolutely brilliant and only cost Wenger £15m from Malaga, because Malaga are a financial shambles.
You may not know that he is a big fan of the British boy-band Blue. Blue have many timeless classics such as "All Rise" and "One Love". Cazorla of course styles himself after his hero Anthony Costa. He probably said at some point "I really love Anthony Costa from Blue and one day I hope I can be as handsome and successful as he is."