Sunday, 26 August 2012

Arsenal are going to buy everyone

Arsenal are going to buy Cheick Tiote, some other African midfielder and Ibrahim Afellay, according to some newspapers I don't read:


Do you get it?  Because he looks like Mr T.

Alex Song and Tiote both play in midfield so that's where that rumour comes from, and for about £15million Wenger is expected to try and lure the midfielder into his fun house where goals are remembered like summer tear drops.  The other dude is called Mapou Yanga-Mbiwa, a man who I know so much about that I copied and pasted his name in order to remember how to spell it.

Ibrahim Afellay plays for Barcelona occasionally and I expect he's just being linked to the club because his agent really wants some money, and to stop having to watch reserve games so he can pretend he cares how well he played.  "Yeh, you were really good" is probably what he says after those games.