Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Andreson spells his name wrong

Manchester United fielded a new player on monday night and he looked and played almost exactly like Anderson, even though his name is Andreson.  What are the odds?

Anderson doesn't look quite so loveably stupid now he has short hair.  He looks like a footballer instead, which is confusing for two reasons:  First because he's really not very good and certainly not worth the £18million United are said to have bought him for, and secondly because it means I have to smartly observe things to try and be funny even though I'm not.  When he looked like a gangster care bear everything was alright, but now I've got to make jokes about a totally normal dude and try and watch Spongebob Squarepants at the same time?  And it's almost 10pm?!  Life is hard, man.