Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Andre Santos is bad at driving

Arsenal's Andre Santos has been having a nice chat with some policemen today because he's so bad at driving that it's actually illegal.

The Brazilian left back - who is absolutely dreadful at passing a ball btw - was on the bench for Arsenal's opening game of the season against Sunderland, and he got there by car.  A VERY FAST CAR.  Here's the story from the BBC:
An Arsenal footballer was arrested on suspicion of dangerous driving the day before the Premier League season kicked off, police have said.
Brazilian defender Andre Santos, 29, was held after officers spotted a car being driven erratically by a driver who failed to stop on Friday morning.
I think driving would be a lot more fun if there weren't so many rules.  It's always 'go slower' this, and 'watch out!' that, and 'license and registration please sir' blah blah blah.  Those pesky police ruin everything.  And if I wasn't supposed to go through your garden, why was it almost directly in line with where I wanted to go?  I think in retrospect, I shouldn't have so much tequila first if my passengers are just going to scream all the way home.  I want to listen to Bryan Adams, not your noise.