Thursday, 9 August 2012

According to Michael Owen, loads of clubs want Michael Owen

Michael Owen has been pimping out his weird brochure thing to various clubs around the Premiership and apparently loads of them are really interested.  Says his agent.  Who in no way just wants someone to make an offer


I hope you've all seen his little book because it's really awkward.  I feel embarrassed just looking at it even though he's not in the room, because urrrghg I just don't like it.  It makes me feel like I've done something wrong.  I've noticed that in his brand values he doesn't put 'giant ego' or 'should be retired' or 'not really very good anymore' but I guess those things just don't sell to potential employers.  Certainly they don't work on a CV, unless Tesco get in touch with me any day now and it turns out I'm wrong.  Is a year too long to hear back from a job application?