Some guys scored in the first half for Lorient, and then money bags St Germain got 2 via a Zlatan kicked goal, and then a penalty, which I suppose is also a kicked goal. I didn't actually watch the game because somehow I got caught up in the Olympics and also I don't live in France so why should I? Why watch a whole game when you can just read about it afterwards? There's this thing called the internet now guys, you should like try it sometime?
Speaking of which, here's my new favourite YouTube video: