Ha ha ha that title is almost like I'm saying he has a big penis. Maybe he does, friends. AND WHAT THEN!?
The Man City captain has signed a new 6 year deal which will give him enough time to write the great novel he's always dreamed of. His is based on a futuristic prison where an evil tyrant starts a rock band to try and bring everyone together as one, and in doing so learns that sometimes, music is the only power he really needs. Rated 15, because at one bit you see some boobs. Wait, this is meant to be a book. Maybe future books are like movies? I need to think about this one for a while