Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Vidic is back in town

Nemanja Vidic is back from the injury that ruled him out of most of last season and is ready to battle!

The giant Serbian assassin will be ready for the start of next season after undergoing a gruelling recovery process which by the look of him involved eating the souls of orphans while they slept.  Then he crushed the bones into a tasty soup, heated it up to boiling point and dripped over himself just to FEEL PAIN.  HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL EMOTIONS LIKE A HUMAN DAMMIT