Sunday, 29 July 2012

Shevchenko is a politician now

Andriy Shevchenko has announced his retirement from professional football in order to pursue a career in politics.

Most people thought he'd move to the MLS for a couple of years since he'd earn a ton of money and also his wife is American, and really hot.  Shevchenko said:
"This will probably shock everyone.
"My future will no longer be in football. I will give more information tomorrow (today) but I will be going into politics.
"I hope for your support."
And then he rode off into the sunset on his horse to begin his new job as sheriff of Ukraine.  It's a tough job, but someone has to do it and only one of the most prolific strikers in European football is allowed to apply.  And then there's an exam, and an endurance test and to be honest I don't think I want to be sheriff anymore.  I just wanted to shoot people