Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Ryan Giggs is the captain

Ryan Giggs is the captain of Team GB, who also started training today.  Absolutely no-one is excited.

I seem to recall a time when an England player had the captaincy removed from him because he was doing inappropriate things involving extra-marital sex but to my knowledge, Ryan Giggs has never done anything like that.  Apart from the time he tried to stop one girl from telling anyone he was banging her by making it illegal, or that time he banged his brother's wife for like 10 years.  He basically sound like Zapp Brannigan if he weren't fat.