Poor Robin Van Persie was left at home while the rest of the Arsenal squad went off on their tour of Asia. He is going to have an action packed weekend, full of booby traps and hi-jinx. There will be some scary moments but in the end he will learn not to believe the rumours about Old Man Marley and the value of family. Or he will sign for Manchester United, but as far as I know that didn't happen in Home Alone.
Wenger said that RVP was left at home for fitness reasons but I don't believe him because he's an owl and owls are supposed to eat mice, not manage football teams.
