Computer games are really fun and pretty well made nowadays, except for the occasional glitch that makes weird things happen. Like this one here from 2010:
I'd really like it if Ronaldo could do that in real life but I think science has only come so far. We can send someone to the moon in 1969 but we can't create humans that morph into terrifying new creatures. Sure thing guys, I'm glad that research money is being spent wisely.
And unless you are totally lame, you play FIFA anyway. The only people who still play Pro Evo are the ones who used to play FIFA when ISS 98 was out, and if you are sitting there reading this going 'uhhhhh I've been playing PES since 2008' then I'm afraid you're a dick.