QPR have signed Manchester United's Park Ji-sung on a two year contract, and I'm slightly shocked to discover he's only 31 and not a lot, lot older. Or younger. I can never tell with those guys. Uhhh footballers I mean! Yes.
Everyone likes this guy because he's a real 'utility' man and also because he used to form a bizarre trio of super friends with Carlos Tevez and Patrice Evra. Despite none of them speaking one similar language to any great ability they would go on adventures together and win trophies all over the world. It's basically like Homeward Bound.
Except Park Ji-sung tries to eat the dogs. COMING TO A CINEMA NEAR YOU