Thursday, 19 July 2012

PSG sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Super rich football club Paris Saint-Germain have completed the signing of ZLATAN in a deal that will see the Swede earn €15million a year after tax.  THAT'S QUITE A LOT

The giant striker has already settled himself in well to his new league by telling everyone he doesn't know anything about it but that he doesn't care.  He told The Guardian:
"It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am."
Which sounds fair enough.  If I was offered a job in a field I didn't know anything about for a whole bunch of money I'd definitely take it.  Zlatan already knows he's the best player in the entire French league without having to check anyone else out, so why should he bother?  That's like when I go to a club and all the ladies be like 'please leave immediately, you're scaring me'.  There's no need to take it slow baby, I know I'm sexy.