I'm sure this show will be great because Peter Crouch did the robot once and he uses real English words. Crouchy will interview his heroes and ask hard-hitting questions like, "who's your favourite footballer". It's believed that Liam Gallagher, Abby Clancy and Barack Obama will be his first guests. One of those is made up.
If any broadcasters are worried about their ratings, I've taken the liberty of making up some shows that could be made. "On the Dole with Ashley Cole", "On the Pull with Ross Turnbull" and "On the Pills with Danny Mills". Don't be surprised to see the latter on ITV2.