Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Neymar is a diving asshole

Neymar is this great flashy Brazilian player with all the flair and exciting skills you'd expect of their 'next big thing'.  Unfortunately he's also a cheating scumbag

Here we can see the forward being cynically cut down as the defender stands sort of close to him, which is then booked for.  The only other explanation I can offer for this scenario, other than Neymar being a cheat, is that Professor Snape is somewhere in the crowd using his mind powers to bring him down, so that his coupon comes in.  Are wizards allowed to gamble?  That sounds like something that shouldn't happen.