Sunday, 1 July 2012

Newcastle want to sign Luuk De Jong

Alan Carr's Dad has been busy scouting out the next generation of Newcastle bargain buys but unfortunately for him Steve Mclaren wants ££££££ for Luuk De Jong because apparently he's quite good.

The FC Twente boss has said that the Dutch club are under "no pressure" to sell their striker but basically also that they would:

We have complete control. Nobody has to leave. Only an absurd bid could take Luuk away", McClaren told De Telegraaf, while also admitting "every player has a price"
So it's basically like when you ask a girl if she wants to bang and she says no, but really she means yes. Or at least she might if I just keep texting her all the time. Everyone loves a trier