The Italian made history last year when he took Manchester City to win the Premier League, and also my heart as I hope that one day I can be as sexy and cool as he is. At the age of 47 he's still a handsome boy and he still has quite a lot to achieve with City before the 'mission' is successful but the lure of Moscow and its riches would entice even the mots dedicated of employees. Also, Russia looks like a lame place to live. It's cold, there are racists EVERYWHERE (according to the BBC) just like hanging out in buildings and setting fire to people, they're all bond villains and/or powerful boxers, they like vodka, uhhhhhh their football chants sound like the intro to Modern Warfare, aaaaaaaand other stuff.
£45million is a lot of money though I guess. Man, I pay to live in Aberdeen, I got a bad deal.