The Scotland under-21 cap can't be arsed with pre-season training because heaven forbid he actually do any real work, what with being a footballer and all. On the first day of pre-season he tweeted:
Officially start today #cantbebothered #bedAnd that pissed off his manager, who told him to fuck off to Hibs. Then at Hibs he tweeted:
Hotel like a prison camp .... #getmehomeasapSo that's cool. I remember when I was sent away by my work and I had to stay in this hotel in Covent Garden and they didn't even have wi-fi. What is this, Syria?!!!!