Laurent Blanc left his role as manager of France today or maybe yesterday, because his contract expired and he can't be arsed.
The former defender will now work towards his real dream which is building the biggest rollercoaster in the world. There will be twists and turns and it will go very fast, because it's a rollercoaster and that's what they do. And how come it's acceptable to scream and throw your arms about on a rollercoaster but when you do it in a school playground it's deemed "inappropriate". Someone needs to make these rules more obvious.