England midfielder Frank Lampard might move to LA to play football with David Beckham. Isn't that nice.
The 34 year old has probably played his last game for England now that he's too old to actually be properly good and so must make a decision as to whether he wants to sit on the bench in a great league or earn a shit ton of money in another. In LA, Frank could walk hand in hand with Beckham down along the shore, sharing their memories of World Cup failure and trying desperately not to let their natural instincts get the better of them and bang each other. I slept in a hallway on Friday.