Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Koscielny signs a new long contract

Laurent Koscielny will be pleased today because not only has he signed a new contract but there's so little happening in the news that I'm about to write an article on him.  Right............now


So what can we say about Laurent Koscielny that hasn't already been said?  First of all he is actually a robot, having escaped to earth many centuries ago after fleeing his owner on the moon lair he was raised on.  The man was unable to contain his creation when it became clear that the robot had developed human feelings and quickly he grew too powerful for his master, who had only been using him as a way to play Goldeneye when he was bored.  It was a bit of a waste of a lot of money and research tbh, especially as Perfect Dark was actually pretty similar and you could play multiplayer against the computer in it anyway.  So really there was no need to build a robot for it.

The end.